The major networks call it, George.

Well, it has been 5 years 11 months five days 13 hours and 18 minutes since the Supreme Court released its decision to declare you the minus 540,520 vote winner of the United States Presidential Election of 2000. I have waited for this moment with increasing anticipation for that entire time in purgatory. Your administration has been the realization of my worst nightmare and it is now congressional payback time Mr. President.

I, and people like me, have so many issues to address with you that if you started to rectify them now it would take you centuries to straighten them out. And you start out with no goodwill at all.

I hope you are not expecting cooperation, Mr. President, you have implied that I, and people like me, are traitors too many times, for that. You have ignored us and our ideas, even though we and our ideas were worthwhile. We were not even welcome in your presence, Mr. President.

I swear to Almighty God, that I will never let my representatives forget what you have done.

I will probably regain my reasonable attitude and decide that there should be some cooperation tomorrow, but not tonight, Frat BOY, not tonight.

Congratulations, Lame Duck. You have just been -----.